A baby Jack standing there alone at the table. Her mother has abandoned recently. It 'been completely dried. Jack Daniel's label had written. For this the children bear his name.
one man as his last drink, he sat at the bar, waiting for someone.
Any one was fine.
"Hi, my name is Jack, like my whiskey." Jack said the first client who is stationed at the counter next to him.
"I have just been left by the girl."
The customer asked him if he drank to forget ... but Jack said he was celebrating. And attacked the disc with the story.
When Jack wanted to be left by a girlfriend who was standing too close now, had a commanding technique.
once.
love for him was basically practice terribly monotonous and repetitive, bordering on the ridiculous.
"Just think of two dogs in the street ..." Jack said, "usually make you smile a bit 'all while they love. I wonder if we humans in their eyes we are so different ... "
And at that point, Jack liked to explain his theory of evolution.
"If once to 4 feet as they walked, and then we went to two, there must be an improvement from an amateur point of view." And with that, Jack wanted to ... "fuck".
His girlfriend heard him turn always a bit 'lost. At least not until you passed a practical example. At that point, everything was much clearer.
no need for repetition.
The last stage of human evolution coincided, according to Jack, in achieving the ability to initiate and conclude the act of love in one movement.
"One shot," he said. "Like a nice glass of whiskey."
"Only women sip. The real men if they do it all at once. "
This analogy between the whiskey and women, for Jack was an inseparable link.
"Hey Jack, I always liked the real men," said the customer sitting at the bar with him. It was a woman customer. It was sorbed this original story told by a guy a po'speciale.
"So Jack," she said, flashing a cigarette held between two languid red lips, "this is your lucky night. If you do not like drinking too much, as you say, and you're a real man ... I know that I have nothing against that. In fact, I can also do the thirty percent discount ... "
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