" Patients are born, you become dentists. "It was the sign on the door of the dental office.
Tatiana became a dentist, although often said that to be a dentist, was very patient.
But one day things changed.
all started the time a patient was in love with her.
Like all lovers invent any excuse to be with his beloved. And if she had a library, it would have filled the house with books, perhaps without reading one. If, however, had been the owner of a bakery, it would probably be quite a bit of chili only greased. But his love was the dentist and then were to lose his poor teeth.
"Nothing ventured, nothing gained!" He always said to be brave.
And within a month he found himself with all teeth fillings. The dentist was not understanding anything.
you think that man's teeth were healthy, but he insisted that the hurt and pain that passed only after a better drilled, especially if done with his own hands.
soon came to be all teeth drilled, and so the patient had to invent something else to see it.
In short, complaining of continuing pain, it did settle back teeth, among other things at the expense of his beloved dentist, guilty of not reciprocate his love.
If the patient had nearly finished arranging the teeth, the dentist had long since lost patience.
So, to get rid of him once and for all, decided to increase the dose of anesthesia ...
When he awoke, he noticed that the dentist had removed all her teeth. She explained that this was definitely the best way to resolve once and for all his problems.
At that point the patient lost his patience. And not because he was left with no teeth, but only because he would never see his dentist.
overcome by despair, he decided to declare his love. However, being without teeth, she did not understand what he was saying. He tried to kiss her, but was misunderstood, and ended up in jail for attempted assault.
the newspaper wrote:
"Patient left without teeth, without harming dentist remained patient."
Thus ended the whole story in the newspaper. And she was not a good advertisement.
When he came out, some time later, he went immediately to visit the dentist and having the opportunity for new dentures and a bouquet of flowers.
But the door of the dentist's office, to his surprise, he found a change to the sign above, which now read:
"Dentists are born, we become patients.
cause loss of patience ... as well as patients, cedesi activity
Tatiana
He left flowers at the door, and put us on the rack as a seal, as if he had not with compliment slips.
When someone stopped to ask him if it was worth it to become famous, at the cost of losing all his teeth, the patient answered:
- "... eh, eh ... who ref ... cunt .. rof .. not pussy! "
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